Sorry you got scammed, FIFA awarded me their 100m sprint gold medal so I'm the r...

tombert · 2026-01-18T17:38:25 1768757905

You guys are idiots. I got an entire TV network to tell everyone I’m the fastest 100m sprinter in the world so that title should belong to me.

Jamesbeam · 2026-01-18T18:37:54 1768761474

I just revised all the footage from the birds in your area and couldn’t find any proof of your claims.

Lying to the Bird Intelligence Agency is a Feral catcrime.

tombert · 2026-01-18T20:40:21 1768768821

The birds, who many people are saying aren't even real, are SPREADING LIES from the RADICAL LEFT claiming I can't run 100 meters!

treetalker · 2026-01-18T18:04:06 1768759446

Meters and seconds (AND THEREFORE SPEED AND ACCELERATION) are a CON JOB and CONSPIRACY of the RADICAL LEFT!!1! Thank you for your attention to this TRUTHING! covfefe

lostlogin · 2026-01-18T17:54:39 1768758879

FIFA did themselves a solid punch in the face with that one.

And to make it better, Trump kind of presented it to himself.

Amazing.

Key bit at about 35 seconds in.

https://www.theguardian.com/football/2026/jan/18/embarrassme...

pjc50 · 2026-01-18T18:03:35 1768759415

FIFA were using it to get an anti corruption investigation cancelled. And the world cup and FIFA corruption are safe from Trump interference. Worked for them.

throw-the-towel · 2026-01-18T17:58:05 1768759085

He presented it to himself? How Napoleonic!