Have you tried a different theme? Perhaps you're accidentally on "nude" when you would be happier with "drunk". Or vice versa, no accounting for taste.

Oh there are themes!

Mine defaulted to drunk for some reason and it's so horrible I didn't even realise I could change it!

OP here - sorry you got the drunk theme. That shouldn't happen by default. Had you visited my site before? Are you using an esoteric browser I might not have tested?

I don't recall visiting your site before, but that's not really indicative of anything(I've learned but to trust my memory).

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