I couldn't agree more. This is why I'm investing heavily in companies producing body bags; sure, people are going to die, but the upside for me could be in the five figures by the time it comes for me!

Ah yes. "Nothing matters". Why have a country? Why live in a civilization? Cash out and barricade behinds cans of tuna. This is why we are here.

It's pretty funny when people pitch this as the "savvy" or "smart" strategy.

Just take the financial position on global financial crisis 2. You'll be so rich and happy when it arrives!

Wise implies being able to price in externalities, so I'm not sure that's the best word you could have picked…

Deregulation is happening, whether you like it or not, so the question is now whether you'd like to be rich in a deregulated state or poor in a deregulated state.