"Well hello there. It is I Bill Anderson" "How good to see you all". "A year ago we got rid of middle management, and it is a huge success" "Sadly, we need to cut another 1000 jobs, but we all understand that." "my private jet needs to be replaced and I need a bigger bonus" "Now you need to self-organize and pick the 1000 coworkers who wont be co-workers anymore. "You will have 30 minutes or organize and remember this is a flat structure". "Also what do you think the severance package should be?" "It will be financed directly from the remaning workers' wages." "We wont have anyone like evil HR make these decisions anymore now you can do it yourself". "BTW this (carnage) will all be streamed live on Hulu where watchers are already placing bets"