As a human would you do tens of billions of multiplies and additions per second? Store tens of thousands of books on something the size of a finger nail and recall them with perfect fidelity every time? Communicate with another human via optical signals using thousand mile long optical fiber across the entire Pacific ocean? Eat electricity instead of food? Project images from your eyes? Can you stick an audio cable in your butt to power speakers?

I'm talking about computers, not humans.