Well I was almost finished designing the base note featuring a florid faced, beaming Nixon for the obverse and parachuting dodo bird clutching a bundle of wilting tulips on the reverse.
Don't throw that design out, we're, uh, still on for this. I've got some good news regarding the production of alcohol -- I suspect that the government will actually find this easier than printing money.
The challenge will be in how to ensure that all that new alcohol doesn't end up in the already-well-stocked liquor cabinets of the rich.
If not alcohol, what then?