*The only place where the names made any immediate sense was 'main' and any C st...

statictype · on March 16, 2011

    #define HEREWEGO {
    #define ENOUGHNOW }

suppergenius · on March 16, 2011

Well we are diverging from the theme, but the proper form of that is

  #define O_HAI {
  #define KTHXBYE }

pjscott · on March 16, 2011

You can even go a little further and use trigraphs, which is one of those ancient features that most people have forgotten because it doesn't make much sense anymore. ??< and ??> are equivalent to { and } in C, which could be handy for further obfuscation.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Digraphs_and_trigraphs

gvb · on March 16, 2011

Not everything worth doing is worth doing well.

— Tom West, quoted by Tracy Kidder in The Soul of a New Machine (Modern Library, 1997). ISBN 0-679-60261-5

Note that Data General is defunct, so I take this quote as a warning.

References:

* http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tom_West

* http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Soul_of_a_New_Machine

burgerbrain · on March 17, 2011

  #define wolfnipplechips gets

If you wanted to fuck it up proper, you should leave out this line. You don't want to dampen the horror people will have when they see you actually using gets.

blntechie · on March 16, 2011

I've seen

#define true false

Think they do it just for fun sake. Evil.