This almost made me fell off my chair.

  5:5 And, behold, I will deliver you up to the programmer
  tendency to build overelaborate castles of abstractions

One person's overelaborate is another's perfection.

Behold! The abstraction in ethereal splendor makes mundane human existence bearable!

I thought kingjames was going to refer to James Gosling.

"Investigate the shell’s here documents and Python’s triple-quote construct to find out the Almighty unto perfection"

Now I won't sleep tonight.