Nah. Here, I'll do one without impugning Jewish history:
“1960s. The Watts riots. The scene of chilling brutality and suffering. Dogs unleashed on unsuspecting black onlookers. Children firehosed and beaten with batons. Homes and properties set ablaze…
Just like the fiery pits at Neely’s Bar-B-Que, where I just saved $10 on a $20 fried chicken and baby back ribs with two large sides. Finger-lickin’ savings at Groupon!”
Then link to the United Negro College Fund on groupon.com.
“1960s. The Watts riots. The scene of chilling brutality and suffering. Dogs unleashed on unsuspecting black onlookers. Children firehosed and beaten with batons. Homes and properties set ablaze…
Just like the fiery pits at Neely’s Bar-B-Que, where I just saved $10 on a $20 fried chicken and baby back ribs with two large sides. Finger-lickin’ savings at Groupon!”
Then link to the United Negro College Fund on groupon.com.
How's that?