> Steve Ballmer not speaking at Apple Dev Conf. Nor
> appearing on Dancing with the Stars. Nor riding
> in the Belmont. Just FYI.
That's just what 'they' want you to think! Steve Ballmer is going to do his entire speech while demonstration the iPad's new text-to-voice feature! So he won't be speaking at all!
There is one problem with Ballmer being on Dancing with the Stars - he would have to dance with a partner...I think that's part of the rules. As we all know, Ballmer can only dance by himself (and yell "Developers, Developers, Developers").
