"Petri dish rewrites React in Rust"

Tragically this reference is all but lost generationally.

Born in 1988. It wasn't lost on me. Am I old now too?

Born in 1979 but I don't get it. What is it about?

Mel Brooks' History of the World, Part I[1].

[1] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-8ihcq4hzR4

This is the equivalent of “only 90’s kids will get this”. Don’t shame others for not knowing a reference you like, share it with them instead.

https://xkcd.com/1053/ (The alt text is particularly relevant)

Though I disagree it would be tragic to lose this reference. It’s not a good movie. It’s basically “say thing, immediately interpret it literally”. Throw in some stereotypes from time to time. Rinse and repeat.

Plastic cutlery is a dead-on perfect analogy.

TBF those RSUs come in handy on cold winter nights when you need tinder.

Well I was 46 years old and married at the time (still married). It helped when I could tell my wife she could stop working and getting up early and I was working remotely. It made those late nights and early morning much more enjoyable.

“Whoever said money can’t solve your problems Must not have had enough money to solve them”

(Partially joking, I make the same post BigTech as a “staff consultant” as an L5 I did mentor as an intern and when they first came back as an L4. Nothing eye popping. But decent)

I've hired that guy and he was a ticket grinder, well-respected by the team.

Classic LLM construction.

5 sentence paragraph. First sentence is parataxis claim. Followed by 3 examples in sentence fragments, missing verbs, that familiar cadence. Then the final sentence, in this case also missing a verb.

Pure AI slop.

> The whole thing reads as egotistical, self-absorbed, and an absolute refusal to accept any blame or perform any self reflection.

So, modern subjectivity. Got it.

/s

A $200 Rabbit r1 running OpenClaw for 36 hours showed apps are "really just" just markdown files. But as the agent runtime grew the engine's 4 tool minimalism to multi-agent clusters, the map peeled away from the territory.

Floridi's conjecture explains why this was inevitable.

That's the problem with sarcasm...